Terms of Service

 

Effective date: 15 September 2026

 

These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your use of drinktheoma.com (the "Site"), operated by Buffed Yogi LLC ("Theoma," "we," "us," or "our"). By using the Site or joining our waitlist, you agree to these Terms.

 

1. Eligibility

 

You must be at least 18 years old, or the age of majority where you live, to use the Site or join our waitlist.

 

2. The Waitlist

 

Joining our waitlist means you will receive emails from us about Theoma, including product updates and launch announcements. If you separately provide your phone number and consent, you will also receive text messages.

 

Joining the waitlist:

 

• Does not create any obligation to purchase

• Does not guarantee product availability, pricing, or a specific launch date

• Does not reserve product for you

 

You may unsubscribe from emails at any time using the link in any email, and opt out of texts by replying STOP.

 

3. SMS Terms

 

If you consent to receive text messages from Theoma (Buffed Yogi LLC):

 

• Message frequency varies

• Message and data rates may apply

• Reply STOP to opt out, HELP for assistance

• Consent is not a condition of purchase

• Carriers are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages

 

4. Health and Product Disclaimers

 

Theoma is a food and beverage product. Statements on this Site have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

 

Information on the Site is for general informational purposes only and is not medical advice. Consult a qualified healthcare provider before making changes to your diet or if you have a medical condition, are pregnant or nursing, or are taking medication.

 

Individual results vary. Nothing on the Site should be interpreted as a promise of any particular outcome.

 

5. Intellectual Property

 

All content on the Site — including text, graphics, logos, images, video, and the Theoma name and marks — is owned by Buffed Yogi LLC or its licensors and is protected by intellectual property laws.

 

You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from our content without our written permission.

 

6. Acceptable Use

 

You agree not to:

 

• Use the Site for any unlawful purpose

• Attempt to gain unauthorized access to the Site or its systems

• Interfere with or disrupt the Site

• Scrape, harvest, or collect information from the Site by automated means

• Submit false information or impersonate another person

 

7. Third-Party Links

 

The Site may contain links to third-party websites. We are not responsible for the content, policies, or practices of those sites.

 

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

 

The Site is provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. We do not warrant that the Site will be uninterrupted, error-free, or secure.

 

9. Limitation of Liability

 

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Buffed Yogi LLC will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of the Site.

 

Our total liability for any claim relating to the Site or these Terms will not exceed one hundred dollars ($100).

 

10. Indemnification

 

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Buffed Yogi LLC, its members, officers, and agents from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from your use of the Site or violation of these Terms.

 

11. Changes to These Terms

 

We may update these Terms at any time. The effective date at the top reflects the most recent version. Continued use of the Site after changes means you accept the updated Terms.

 

12. Governing Law

 

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Wyoming, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any dispute will be resolved in the state or federal courts located in Wyoming.

 

13. Contact

 

Buffed Yogi LLC

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